Adam Matthew Brown is a football pundit, gambler and womaniser (woma-womaniser womaniser baby).
Ad-lar, TABE, AFKAA, The Artist Formerly Known as Adam, Browny, Adz, Ni**er (used during his Muslim days).
Adam was born in Oxford on May 24th 1581 to Chris Brown and Rihanna [Citation needed]. He was then adopted by Madonna and sold at auction for $70 . He thought he was worth a little bit more than that. He then went to live with Guy Ritchie after the pending divorce and found solace in Leeds United. He was originally attracted to Harry Kewell, but he turned out to be a ta-wat.
Adam first encountered Lewis Holifield while as a practising Muslim. Lewis had a common interest with him in football, and the pair follow Oxford United. Adam is also friends with Mark White, Nathan "Lawesy" Lawes, Josh Chard, Dan Rae and Fraser Webster.Jailgate
Adam was sent to prison for a lifetime sentence after rippign open Dan's nan with an axe. He escaped with the help of some sheep.
- "You wouldn't throw Dan Rae! You couldn't, but..."
- "M-lar!!! Glad Tidings - to you and your King!" (Repeated line)
- "Thanks Reece" After Reece told him where da bogs were.